Main Objective:
Help humans with 4th of July celebrations.
Duties:
Seek out and destroy any and all food droppings left lying about by humans.
Inspect all picnic baskets, coolers, grocery bags, and other food containers for freshness and quality of food.
Taste test all beverages.
Examine picnic tables and other surfaces used by humans to eat upon or serve food from.
Scrutinize [...]
