Daily Archives: July 7th, 2007

One Should Always Have A Gas Mask Handy

At 10:26 am suspect, Schatzie Brown, was seen leaving his residence and walking east on West Grace Street. He was then observed entering Mama Jo’s Kitchen and ordering a massive breakfast consisting of eggs, buttermilk pancakes with strawberries and maple syrup, a side of bacon, sausage links, and a glass of Diet Coke. Mama Jo [...]